I wondered why when I went to the grocery barn the other day they had turkey on the cheap.
 
beepster bought a cheap duck intead...
 
9 bucks and he/she's a biggun!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ducks:
 
the bacon of the bird world...

 
I tried duck once, it was too... something.  I'll stick with chicken or turkey (I'm about to have a turkey pot pie in your honor!).
 
Plus I like ducks...

Well ducks are indeed cool but they are also quite delicious if prepared correctly... which will take some research on my part.
 
But it's frozen so I can take my time.

I would also like to point out that although there are persistent and slanderous rumors about Canadians eating giraffe meat on our Bizarro World version of what you Americans refer to as "Thanksgiving" (in our traditional Canucker tongue we pronounce it "Glip Glorp Glop")...
 
...we do NOT eat giraffe meat!!!
 
It was outlawed in 1986 by Prime Minister Tim Horton (hallowed be his name)... even though there were very few giraffes in Canada at the time and all seemed to be accounted for at the time of the furor over the supposed Canadian Thanksgiving Day delicacy.
 
Many critics of the law pointed out that no one had actually provided evidence that a single giraffe had been consumed on Canadian soil.
 
Still though, we as Canadians are a cautious and compassionate people so of course wholly supported the legislation en masse (the "Canadians Totally Don't Eat Giraffes On Their Weird Version of Thanksgiving Act of 1986").
 
I mean... who DOESN'T like giraffes?! Amirite?!
 
Anyhoo... what I was saying was I bought myself a nice hunk of Canucker Thanksgiving Giraff... er DUCK that I intend to prepare and consume and tell you all about later.
 
 
 
And remember, Canadians have not, will not, NEVER will have not NOT eaten giraffe meat on Thanksgiving.
 
 
 
 
LIES AND SLANDER!!!
 
SLANDER AND LIES!!!
 

Besides, Canadian giraffes taste like chicken.
 
Oops!

I'm gonna apply for a job writing for the onion...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
on my belt...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Man, that onion's got a great sense of humor but if he doesn't hire me... into the pot with the duck he goes.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then of course I'd have to find a longer extension cord to hold my pants up but I can sort those details out later.
 

 It's too early. We were watching the Green Bay game while sitting outside today. Sunglasses, cocktails and turkey. Very weird. We need to sync up with the Americans for thanksgiving. At least we have embraced Black Friday, and that's half way there.

Black Fridays Matter.