Lol... You got me, Andy. My last metal band (and my only stint as a drummer) used to try to edumacate me in all the sub genres. They'd be like "well this part should have an "X" metal beat and this should have "Y" metal beat and blah blah blah..." to which I usually replied with "Your getting a Maiden beat here, a Slayer beat here and in this section I'm just gonna spazz out for a while". It all worked. ;-)

@kev... I listed the metal tunes on my Soundcloud under "Dork Metal". Which got someone once confused for saying "Dark Metal" but nope... it's Dork Metal. lulz