roll down memory lane
 

A man, a miss,
A car a curve.
He kissed the miss,
And missed the curve.  Burma Shave


I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved some lives.  People laughed and then were more careful!  It was a REAL "service" to America, even though it was an advertisement and it was one of the RARE "really useful" ones!



 



To My Old-As-Dirt Friends and Relatives who qualify as "old as dirt."



 



For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's.



Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.


 



 



DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR. Burma Shave




TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP. Burma Shave



SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE. Burma Shave




DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT. Burma Shave



DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING. Burma Shave



BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE.. Burma Shave




CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER. Burma Shave




SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT. Burma Shave



THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.  Burma Shave




AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?  Burma Shave




NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.  Burma Shave




A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPING  Burma Shave



AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.  Burma Shave




BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.  Burma Shave




THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.  Burma Shave




CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.  Burma Shave



PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.  Burma Shave



 



Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child.



If they do - then you're old as dirt. LIKE ME!


I loved reading them.



Have a great day!



 

Hehe... Looks like someone got one of those nostalgic emails today!  I have one friend who's always forwarding them to me but, I must admit, I always like 'em!
 
I just a bit too young to have ever seen a real Burma Shave sign, but I definitely remember them. 

Yes I did its a copy/paste from it.
 
However it brought back memories of a burma shave sign on highway 190 coming out of Hammond back when I was a lad,back then the stretch of road was undeveloped but still the main road, the interstate had not been built at that time.

I remember them ... but I don't remember if I remember seeing them, or if I remember about them.  I'm 57

yes I remember burma shave.  and 

 

 I can remember seeing one along a highway:
 
   Free Free
   A trip to mars
   For 500 empty jars  Burma Shave
 
 I too am old as dirt. 

Bad Razor
Cut Up Face
Feels Like I sprayed it
with a can of Mace. Burma Shave

 
How old Am I? I remember all of it. Cept' where I put my keys 

bayoubill

 
How old Am I? I remember all of it. Cept' where I put my keys 

Stereo M-S Microphones?

"Stereo M-S Microphones?"
 
Them was the days!
 
I just realized My next project! 
 
THEM LIVES!