Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent

2017/09/20 01:33:57

Linear Phase

Full story here: http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow-sells-vampire-repellent-on-goop/ar-AAsetzm?li=AA2qN5v&ocid=spartanntp

Btw, I'm just about to register www dot BuyABrooklynBridge dot com

If I can sell 10 Brooklyn Bridges at $30 each I basically have the next two months of martial arts school paid for and done.

2017/09/20 02:18:54

craigb

I read that as someone selling Gwyneth Paltrow's goop as vampire repellent. My bad.

2017/09/20 17:40:00

batsbrew

as long as it works,
i'm down.

2017/09/20 17:48:05

Beagle

you don't see any vamps around her do you? hmmm?

2017/09/20 18:21:58

bapu

Beagle
you don't see any vamps around her do you? hmmm?

But some us have seen the goop (aka FSF).

2017/09/20 19:22:33

outland144k

Seems expensive. Walmart's got vampire repellent for only $4.24. It's may not be organic, but it probably works just fine.

2017/09/20 19:36:44

craigb

I still remember making a recipe that called for a "clove" of garlic. I didn't understand and put this in:

Needless to say, there were no vampires around my place for a long time!

2017/09/20 21:49:55

TheMaartian

Man repellent is more like it.

2017/09/20 21:59:46

BobF

craigb
I read that as someone selling Gwyneth Paltrow's goop as vampire repellent. My bad.

I don't want any of that boney ****es goop. Prolly has Iron filings in it anyway ...

2017/09/20 22:00:35

BobF

craigb
I still remember making a recipe that called for a "clove" of garlic. I didn't understand and put this in:

Needless to say, there were no vampires around my place for a long time!

Garlic is second only to bacon as an essential nutrient

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