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  • Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP selling $30 Vampire Repellent (p.2)
2017/09/20 22:13:19
craigb
BobF
craigb
I still remember making a recipe that called for a "clove" of garlic.  I didn't understand and put this in:
 

 
Needless to say, there were no vampires around my place for a long time!




Garlic is second only to bacon as an essential nutrient




In my world, cheese comes after becan.  Plus, I know any recipe that includes milk and butter is probably going to taste good!
 
This is why my scrambled eggs taste so good.  They include becan, a touch of milk, cooked in a buttered pan and has garlic seasoning.  Of course, there's also a healthy quantity ("my" definition) of diced ham, plus some seasonings with onions, celery and parsley flakes (all part of a PicSweet "Seasoning Blend" with the garlic).  I have a few "secret" ingredients in there too.  Then cover with some cheese, melt it and there you go!
2017/09/21 17:39:03
Ham N Egz
Today show was talking about this poop
 
psychic vampires was mentioned
 
the first ingredient listed on this pap was "LOVE"
 
if i could bottle love I be a rich man
 
total krap
2017/09/21 18:42:45
kennywtelejazz
I don't know about goop. I heard her Manpire Accelerator for wimenz's  seems to be a hit in some circles

 
Kenny
2017/09/25 09:35:27
kennywtelejazz
S.L.I.P.
http://www.kixcereal.com/...loads/2013/06/goop.jpg


 
I got to post the pic ...It looks like a typical Coffee House members brain

 
Kenny
2017/09/25 13:13:03
auto_da_fe
I follow some anti-goop people on Twitter.
 
You would not believe the down right dangerous things they get people to buy.
 
Look up Jade Eggs.
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