I Am grilling Becan wrapped brats with amber beer and watching football till we all poof in flames
 
I only regret is I never achieved the magnitude and level of funnieness Master bapu displayed every day  
 
 
I want to go out with the following:
 
2 banjo players were standing in the road. One was  holding a sign saying The End Is Near and the other said TURN YOURSELF AROUND BEFORE IT's TOO LATE!
As the cars went by in the distance they could hear screeching tires and crumbing metal. 
One of the banjo players turned to the other and said " Don't you think we should have wrote BRIDGE IS OUT instead?"
 
 

JohnKenn
 
 
Sad for me that my thread was locked, but think Paulo hit it on the head about rusty badges needing to rattle themselves to revive a sense of identity and power.  Like the old Buddhists said, cock crowing on top of a dung hill.
 
Do hope nobody was actually offended and that the block was just the impulse of some poor jerk needing to feel important. It was meant to be in fun and humor.
 
 

 That kind of talk can end up getting a member banned.
 
Now be a good chap, doff your cap, mind your manners and toe the line.
 
 
 
 
 
And whatever you do, don't use the 'P' word.
 

Potential End Near Is Saturday!
 
(A Yoda-ism for Steve.)

So we can no longer say paulo in here?

Petunias?

Patagonia?

Paulo enters, no-one is safe.

Petula Clark?