2017/09/20 13:52:07
synkrotron
Mesh
Once it disintegrates, would there be anything left to be dragged down?
Or did this disintegrate and then immediately reincarnate?




It is the boat that disintegrates, Mesh, not my body...
2017/09/20 14:19:33
bapu
Due to the TOS I canne even tell you all what Mooch requested of me when I visited him (the frst time, when he was a bachelor). 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Well, the visit part was true.
 
 
2017/09/20 14:21:37
bapu
jamesg1213
Just had an email from a customer asking if I can come and set up her son's 'electric drum kit'.


 
Are you sure you understand what that's all about? 
2017/09/20 14:57:38
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Just had an email from a customer asking if I can come and set up her son's 'electric drum kit'.


 
Are you sure you understand what that's all about? 




I do now, just got back from doing it. He's a pretty good drummer too, might come in handy.
2017/09/20 14:58:21
jamesg1213
Wookiee
jamesg1213
synkrotron
jamesg1213
Then there was the lady who's partner died, and he expressly wanted a 'green burial', so she asked me if I'd be willing to take the body in the back of my van, in a wicker coffin, because he didn't want a hearse...I thought about it...




Interesting... I want a "green burial" too... How much do you charge for that service?




Very reasonable rates, and I have a 2-acre field with excellent views 


These green burials are very popular these day James, you can get a lot of bodies in two acre's of field, (no do not ask how I know that), plant a few tree's.




Plenty of room if you bury them standing up, as per Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End...
2017/09/20 17:13:04
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Just had an email from a customer asking if I can come and set up her son's 'electric drum kit'.


 
Are you sure you understand what that's all about? 




I do now, just got back from doing it. He's a pretty good drummer too, might come in handy.


Cool. Local talent is always helpful. Unlike those wankers around the world.
2017/09/20 18:48:02
craigb
I prefer to use this tract of land near a river that's hard to get to, but I can't believe we're admitting where we bury the bodies on a public forum! 
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