Someone once suggested I should use my real mug as an avatar and not some cartoon character etc. so I've decided to do that. Thanks for the advice!

There's no "Helpful" or "Best Answer" tag that I can click, so should I hit "Report Abuse" instead? 

We need a Report Bill button.
 
That way we don't have to wait for a post by him.

My mug shots!
 

Damn, dude. I've seen pictures of you before and I gotta say... that is quite the transformation.
 
I mean, I know time can be cruel mistress but that is just unnatural.
 
At least you chose an inspiring message for your facial tattoo instead of the usual lame arse faux tribal designs.

hmm... but this does seem to confirm what my mom used to say.
 
"If you drink any more cups of coffee you're gonna turn into one!"
 

Beepster
hmm... but this does seem to confirm what my mom used to say.
 
"If you drink any more cups of coffee you're gonna turn into one!"
 

My mom said a similar thing about something different that ended up with me going blind.
 
I do need glasses though. To see distances. Seems my close range vision stayed intact. True that.

Hey, Ed. You wanna go in on my patent idear?
 
Palm razors for men.
 
We'd just need a snazzy name and could make a mint!

Beepster
Hey, Ed. You wanna go in on my patent idear?
 
Palm razors for men.
 
We'd just need a snazzy name and could make a mint!

FuzzAway

Hairy Palms, Beat It.