Beepster
 

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Of course being an Ontarian my French sucks* and most Quebecois would consider me a "Squarehead" anglo.
 
*My accent is really good though because of my grandparents and being forced into all french (RC) schools from kindergarten up to about grade 3 (despite me not speaking the language at ALL before hand... which is likely what put me on the path toward general suckage and angst in regards to scholarly pursuits).

Slugbaby

Beepster
 

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Of course being an Ontarian my French sucks* and most Quebecois would consider me a "Squarehead" anglo.
 
*My accent is really good though because of my grandparents and being forced into all french (RC) schools from kindergarten up to about grade 3 (despite me not speaking the language at ALL before hand... which is likely what put me on the path toward general suckage and angst in regards to scholarly pursuits).

My French is terrible, but works for me anyway.  
When the cute French waitress brought my beer, i got mixed up and said "Je t'aime" instead of "Merci."  Service improved greatly after that.
 

bapu
Matt,
 
I have a friend who says "Just because I placed my order doesn't mean I can't still look at the menu".

Slugbaby
As long as it's only the HEART that gets the burning sensation.

Beepster
I was gonna make a detachable weiner reference then remembered about your open heart surgery.
 
:-/
 
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:-D