Considering Ole Billy 'O' the Bayou's meteoric rise from that rusty van down by the river into the lap of middle to perhaps even upper middle class luxury all in the short time period his XXX came back on the scene I can only assume her intent is to sap and impurify all of his precious bodily fluids
In which case...
Dog's speed, young man! You're living the dream!!!
*wipes manly, patriotic tear from cheek*