It must be time fer Straummy's most predictable bestest Wales joke.
 
 
 
 
 
I went to Butlins Barry Island once ...
 
 
... unfortunately, it was open.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Er ... I'll get me (red) coat*
 
 
 
 
 
 
* The elegant hilarity of this line may will tickle Jaymes and Polio.
 

paulo
 
No. As a kid I had to endure many holidays there and I can honestly say that the leaving bit was by far and away the best part of all of them. I always thought it odd that you had to pay to enter, but not leave. I thought that they should have made it free to enter and charged twice as much to leave. They would have made far more money that way and maybe could have used some of it to fix the place up a bit.

That exactly.
 
Drove a pickup south of the border, middle of nowhere. Had to cross a river on a rope pull barge. 50 cents US on the way down. 20 dollars US on the way back. Dude had us by the huevos.

Cornwall's not Wales, but it was in Wales that I had this, um, ale for the first time. Accurately named.
 

TheMaartian
Cornwall's not Wales, but it was in Wales that I had this, um, ale for the first time. Accurately named.
 

I'm sure it's not pronounced the way it looks.
 
Probably pronounced cribbah dah

TheMaartian
Cornwall's not Wales, but it was in Wales that I had this, um, ale for the first time. Accurately named.
 

I avoided that one and gave my bird Cockburns.

craigb

TheMaartian
Cornwall's not Wales, but it was in Wales that I had this, um, ale for the first time. Accurately named.
 

I avoided that one and gave my bird Cockburns.

How many jars?
 
How long was the chat up?

bapu

craigb

TheMaartian
Cornwall's not Wales, but it was in Wales that I had this, um, ale for the first time. Accurately named.
 

I avoided that one and gave my bird Cockburns.

How many jars?
 
How long was the chat up?

Unnecessary.  I only had to show her that I didn't have a Cripp..., well, you know.  

bapu
Probably pronounced cribbah dah

Would have called it a chazwazza....
 

Hello from deepest darkest Wales (because we just had a power cut)
 
Names have been taken, the welsh assassins anonymous (Asaswyr Cymreig Anhysbys) have been informed, they know who you are.
 
Paulo, the name you've got your top lip stuck on is actually:
Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch
Try and add that to a song and get it to rhyme. 
 
And SteveStrummerUK has probably got a more appropriate tattoo:  Cwm  :-)
 
The power cut crashed the computer and took out a much longer piece. But hey ho, what can you expect when living in the outback.
 
Pete
 

Wait...  Are you the same Pete that was on Adult Sheep Finder?  
 
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