mmm...
 
random underwater hamburger...

wet bread = 

Don't matter.
 
Got burger.
 
now help me get this hook out of my mouth...
 
it's seems to be attached to some weirdo attacking me with a tiny bat.
 
what a jerk...

I liked when Karl Pilkington said that the only reason ocean levels are rising is because people aren't eating enough fish. 
 
Currently I'm reading "Up In The Old Hotel" by Joseph Mitchell, the late reporter for the New Yorker who in the 40's and 50's wrote some of the most wonderfully compelling and fascinating articles about quirky New York characters. It's in my top 3 all time favorite books, you just can't put it down. Anyway in one of the articles he's talking to this old eccentric guy who says "when I was a kid I was fed nothing but seafood. It got so my stomach rose and fell with the tide." Love that. 

bapu
Hey if the world is flat where does all the water go at low tide?
 
Eye R cornfused now.

Simple. The pancake is elastic. It's a trampoline-effect. When moon is under the pancake the center of it stretches downwards causing the low tide, then it bounces back again when moons gravity pulls it upwards. Stupid.
Which leads me to...how do the flat-earth-folks explain the fact that there's night in one part of the world and day in the other? A curtain? The sun is actually a spotlight?

I hear it all comes down to density.  The density of those who believe I would assume...