She just sent me an e-mail.  Apparently I am America's best man and her or her 21 other cousins are willing to marry me, and I should go to her website with my banking info and address and I will have a harem of Indian/Middle Eastern'ish women.

So..   Gosh, things could be a lot worse than that I guess.   She sounds pretty

I'm pissed!
 
Go ahead, you can have the two-timing little trollip
 
 

You might have better luck with Irma.....

Irma's got a temper though