bapu
I won't be trying these ever

 
Police: Erm, Mr Kocol....what's this here in your internet search history....?
 
Bapu: I was just looking for a picture of a bag of small sausages so that I could tell people on the internet that I don't know that I wouldn't eat them
 
Police: Ok, we'll play it your way then.... You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

I'm guessing that Mr. Ed did not actually type that in but it showed up on a GIS search for lulzy/hurky food products.
 
Now if they saw MY GIS search history... well I don't think charges could be laid but there would be a whole heck of a lot of confused cops.
 
Weird searches lead to weird results.

For example... I obsessively GIS'd variations of "Jiggling Jello Weiner gif" specifically for this thread.
 
It did not provide what I wanted but... ya. Totes rando freakiness.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
 
Oh internet, how I loathe to love thee.
 
decided to bard it up a bit...
 
classes up the joint.
 

paulo

bapu
I won't be trying these ever

 
Police: Erm, Mr Kocol....what's this here in your internet search history....?
 
Bapu: I was just looking for a picture of a bag of small sausages so that I could tell people on the internet that I don't know that I wouldn't eat them
 
Police: Ok, we'll play it your way then.... You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

Note to self: clear images with paulo first.

HA!! I still had my jello gis tab open.
 

bapu

paulo

bapu
I won't be trying these ever

 
Police: Erm, Mr Kocol....what's this here in your internet search history....?
 
Bapu: I was just looking for a picture of a bag of small sausages so that I could tell people on the internet that I don't know that I wouldn't eat them
 
Police: Ok, we'll play it your way then.... You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

Note to self: clear images with paulo first.

 
Please don't. 
 
On the plus side, I don't think they'll give you any onion rings, mushrooms or tomatoes in the slammer, so that's a good thing, right ?
 

paulo
On the plus side, I don't think they'll give you any onion rings, mushrooms or tomatoes in the slammer, so that's a good thing, right ?
 

Eggshellint observashun mate.

jamesg1213
How about a nice warm mug of...
 

 
One lump or two...?
 

bapu

paulo
On the plus side, I don't think they'll give you any onion rings, mushrooms or tomatoes in the slammer, so that's a good thing, right ?
 

Eggshellint observashun mate.

:-D

I doan do snark.
 
(that you know of)