Beepster
Well... thing is... I don't really give a flying fart about what anyone thinks about what I use to create my art.
 
Then again... I may just be "slightly" outside of the "industry".
 
YMMV

And I'm guessing you really DO give flying farts. 

First result of a GIS for "flying fart gif"...
 
 
I gotta say... that looks painful yet AWESOME!!!

Then there is this...
 
 

Supra  from the bottom of my heart I hope you find a midi controller.  

*oddly directed compassion noted*

Also...
 
 
yeesh... I really was drunk last night.
 
lol

Thanks for the comments and somewhat misguided thoughts from Beepster (put some water with it mate ! LOL). And although it's small fry in this wicked world, I have got myself sorted, so now I wait for the Novation Impulse 61 and I thought I'd treat myself for days and nights of research with another mike (Rode NT1-A). All good ... the sun shines on Westward Ho! again (BTW thanks for the support eph221)