If yer dango were unchained and it's name was Melody would it be an Unchained Melody?

I duz wot I Khan to keeps it reel bout teh muzak.
 

It doesn't sing so much as fart.
 
Surprisingly that's gotten him some traction in the industry and he's doing quite well for himself.
 
Of course he doesn't share any of the profits with me or even introduce me to potential contacts.
 
Greedy pr*ck.

It should be noted that I have officially been 40 for approx 46 hours. Since I did not have any beverages in the house for the first 30 hours of that time frame (around abouts) but did for the latter portion I decided to do my hermit like celebrating yesterday and manage to consume 10 barley pops.
 
So if I'm being particularly ridiculous today that's probably belch.

Happy Belated Barfday Beeps.

Tanks, bud.
 
Despite the supposed "milestone" it really does feel like a total non event (compared to say 25 or 30 which were somewhat freaky/melancholy/derpy/emolicious affairs.
 
I'd say if anything I feel younger than I have been of late.
 
Hooray for the slow plodding march toward my retirement plan of being the childliest manchild that ever dun manchilded.
 
Weiner.