Hi,
 
Since the criteria is the same as it has been for 50 years of rock music ... count me out! 
 
I was ready to put together a nice slap of tickle and rump and sound effects with a fake bass guitar and disjointed and backwards guitar in it, until the list of the crap ... made me throw up!
 
Just another song ... the same as all the other songs ... sounding the same as before ... 
 
When will it EVER stop?

slap and tickle is a squeeze song. 
 
Pedro, listen to my stuff.  It's not as hard on the ears.

eph221
slap and tickle is a squeeze song. 
 
Pedro, listen to my stuff.  It's not as hard on the ears.

 
Real Nice PR job you have going on there 
 
After intensive song listening and testing , the results are finally in .
 
Hidden camera view of a listener listening to someone Else's tunes on the Song Forum .

 
 
Hidden Camera view of same listener listening to one of Dave's Songs .
 

 
Well , there you have it folks , Science has provided the evidence to back up Dave's claims .
 
all the best ,
 
Kenny

** prize not collectable in uk = no point ;-)