Jonesey, I'm just warming up! LOL! Actually, I've been rendering files for hours on all my power boxes and can't do much else on this little pc...so you're stuck with me! Hahaha! Actually, I'm going home now...honest I am!
Reece: you're welcome brother. Mail me anytime and we can talk more. :)
John T: I couldn't agree more. Some guys make that work and the science makes them better. I actually support that and respect it. I really do as much as I may sound anti-science. To me, I don't care how we get from point A to point B as long as we get there with an end result we're happy with. Theory, no theory, pots and pans, good gear, bad gear, none of it matters to me really as long as we can high 5 at the end of the session with happiness and the material sounds the way it should.
Funny story for you. I had a guy come into my studio last week with the weirdest guitar rig I had ever seen. I'm telling you man, this dude literally had every pedal you could name all on one board that he made himself. I never saw so many pedals in my life. I kid you not, there had to be 30 or more of them. I stopped counting after 15 because I kept on losing my place. They were sideways, backwards, any way he could make them fit on this board. It was just...unreal.
So you know...the first thing I'm thinking is, I'm going to be welcomed by a hiss sandwich followed by a 60 cycle hum hoagie, degraded signal and cats in a meatgrinder guitar tone. I was seriously sitting there in awe because I had never seen anything like this before. It took the dude about 20 mnutes to set all this stuff up. Now the moment of truth...
He turns on the amp, hiss, hum, oh man, I just shook my head. Before I said a word, he says "let me go check a few things". He goes out to the live room, reaches into his bag and hooks up 3 more stomp boxes! LOL!!! He comes back in and says "oops, forgot to hook a few things up....we should be good now." I'm sitting there in disbelief....then he plays. The tone is awesome!! LOL!! No noise, no hum, no artifacts, it literally made me smile to where I started laughing out loud and had to apologize because I couldn't believe what I just saw and heard.
Apparently, he forgot that he had taken some of the pedals out for something else and when he first fired up, the chords were hot and not plugged in. So of course that's going to make some noise. When he plugged in the missing devices, the chain was complete. How he made that sound like it did (with a 5150 of all amps which are kinda noisey imho) is beyond me. But the moral of the story is...it doesn't matter how bad something looks or how you get there...as long as you get there with good results...and we wound up with excellent results considering I thought this was going to be a horrible day. LOL!
-Danny