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If a bottle of wine is pushed off the edge of Flat Earth, does it float or fall?  If there's no gravity out there (could be just another rumour), how does stuff stay on the plate we pretend is a planet?

Slugbaby
If a bottle of wine is pushed off the edge of Flat Earth, does it float or fall?  If there's no gravity out there (could be just another rumour), how does stuff stay on the plate we pretend is a planet?

They say there is an arctic type mountain range that surrounds the edge of the earth. I find it strange that no has ever seen these mountains nor ever climbed them. They also have never been mapped.
 
Flat-earthers... You ought to see them spiral into the seventh circle of logic hell trying to explain the eclipses. Their explanation is light years beyond any common sense or logic.

DrLumen
 
Flat-earthers... You ought to see them spiral into the seventh circle of logic hell trying to explain the eclipses. Their explanation is light years beyond any common sense or logic.

Well, the eclipses are obvious!  That's when we replace the batteries that keep the sun and moon on.  WalMart doesn't make extension cords THAT long, you know.

Slugbaby
If a bottle of wine is pushed off the edge of Flat Earth, does it float or fall?  If there's no gravity out there (could be just another rumour), how does stuff stay on the plate we pretend is a planet?

I'm pretty sure that if one drinks enough wine from the bottle before it is pushed off the edge of Flat Earth, one won't care much if it floats OR falls (or even buys a bus ticket to Sacramento, for that matter).
 
Or, if one prefers to continue the experiment with a full bottle of wine for some reason, one can substitute the libation of one's own choice for pre-research imbibing (one's "mileage" may vary) before conducting said exercise.

craigb (IIRC) posted a youtube vid a while back entitled something like "The Most Convincing Argument the Earth Is Flat".
 
At first, due to its sheer ridiculousness, I thought it was satire.
 
Nope. Those weirdos actually believe that crap.
 
It's actually quite startling to see in freaking 2017. Heck... seeing it in any 1st world nation past the industrial revolution is astounding.
 
But... derpers gotta derp and grifters gotta grift.

Would you rather sleep with 10 Virgin Vixens from Mars or 1 Flat Earth'er from erm..  Earth?

Heh. Speaking of weirdos... nice to see you back, LP.
 
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Thanks Beeps