That's my cousin Dork Dorkinberger, twice removed. literally. we removed him twice from the family he keeps coming back. Next time we might have to resort to a little more "permanent" removal.
"It's the eyes" they kept saying as we put a potato sack over his face and "took him for a drive"
we crossed the Mississippi 3 times before they chunked him out of the window. They say you're supposed to take a dog across water to get them lost enough they can't find their way home.
what???
we slowed down before we threw him out!!!