Get your mallets ready - my melon is almost out

2017/08/08 23:15:33

Beepster

ole Gallagher ain't moving so quick these days but has definitely added a bit more flair to his act.

2017/08/08 23:18:39

bapu

SPlat?

2017/08/08 23:20:14

Beepster

alternatejoke

"...and boy is my cloaca tired"

/alternatejoke

2017/08/08 23:22:13

bapu

You know what they say?

Big melon. Big mallet.

2017/08/08 23:24:50

ampfixer

I quite like watermelon. Who grieves for Gallagher's victims. Monster.

2017/08/09 00:44:46

57Gregy

Now, if that watermelon had been spiked with everclear, that would have been something!

2017/08/09 01:14:38

sharke

Gercha

2017/08/09 22:30:39

bayoubill

2017/08/10 19:46:26

kennywtelejazz

Kenny

2017/08/11 00:10:02

Beagle

kennywtelejazz

Kenny

EGGGSACTLY!!!

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