I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
You’re not going to check the trunk, are you?
Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110
mph.
I know it's here somewhere but I can't find my gun
I would have pulled over but I was texting my wife
Didn't I see you at my sister's bachelorette party
Just how many beers are ill beagle?