He'll eat all the sammiches and then none of the jokes will makes sense.
 

Hi,
 
Hmmm ... just had some cheese slices, some baked ham, some relish and some mayo in between two slices of multi grain wheat bread ... for lunch!

Now THAT was a good post.
 
When mumzie was here she dropped off a vacuum sealed package of deli roast beef "ends" (essentially they bag up the ends of those big hunks of roast beef they slice up for sammie meat and sell them cheap).
 
Beef is rare in the Beepster household (and especially sandwich meat). I chop those buggers up like you would a chicken for chicken salad, toss it all covered with foil in the toaster oven to heat it up and scoop it out onto some cheesed up, mayo-fied bread.
 
Add a side pickle and BOOM!!! I'm deli stylin' it in my gitch.
 
THANKS, MOM!!!
 
:-)

Tejas Dagwood.....
 
 

Hi,
Where's the becan?

Beagle
Hi,
Where's the becan?

Yours ? or His ? Oh wait you have all his becan too
I found out that Beagle keeps all his becan at Fort Knox in a special depository right next to where they keep The Constitution , The Declaration of Independence and The Magna Carta ssshhh don't tell anybody
 
all the best from the whistle blower,
 
Kenny