We've talked about this guy several times before (including just today in another thread), but I almost wiped him out today as I was coming out of a downtown parking structure.  I look for pedestrians and cars, but you don't expect a fast-moving unicyclist!  Fortunately for him, I heard the awful screeching of the bagpipes and stopped to look - he had to swerve around me a little.
 

Better luck next time.

What's the difference between a chopped onion and chopped bagpipes?
 
Nobody cries over the chopped bagpipes. 

Craig's comments are often peremptory.

sauteed? 

eph221
Craig's comments are often peremptory.

Yes, but while online, some people self-disclose or act out more frequently or intensely than they would in person. There are six factors that interact with each other in creating this online disinhibition effect: dissociative anonymity, invisibility, asynchronicity, solipsistic introjection, dissociative imagination, and minimization of authority. Personality variables also will influence the extent of this disinhibition. Rather than thinking of disinhibition as the revealing of an underlying "true self," we can conceptualize it as a shift to a constellation within self-structure, involving clusters of affect and cognition that differ from the in-person constellation...and they're quite unfunny.

brilliant jyemz

eph221
Craig's comments are often peremptory.

As well they should be! 

That llama looks like my momma.

She was from Yokahama.

And acted in a drama.

At the local Cyclorama.

The local Bag pipe dude you almost ran over was recently on the New Gong Show ....I caught the episode...
He was scoring pretty good and then he decides to take off his Dart Vader mask .
Big mistake people don't want to see his face ...only Dart Vader's 
The judges lowered his scores right there on the spot  
 
Kenny