eph221
craigb

Here, take this. Maybe it will inspire you to finish.
(I was given one from a programming manager I had once who had absolutely no clue how to motivate people and even less of a notion about who was actually able to get the work done on her staff. Granted, she did want a pretty ornate staff, but that's beside the point here!)
Oh sure blame the ornate people.
You'd think it would be difficult to blame people who weren't responsible, ya?