HEY, CRAIG!!! The JERK store called and said they were all out of...
...garlic. They asked if you could go grab a box of fresh garlic and drop it off. They got a couple big orders from the local restaurants and can't fill them without... like a pile more garlic (believe me it sounds like Bembe in purchasing may be getting fired over this). ... Oh wait. You thought I was calling YOU a jerk? HA!! Of course you're a jerk. Really though... go pick up that garlic. kthxbye