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2017/06/27 17:13:24
UbiquitousBubba
This just in...A recent study has determined that the death of acoustic drummers would have almost no impact on bassists. The only perceived impact came from a bassist with a ridiculously small car who can't figure out who is going to haul his gigantic speaker cabinet. 
 
Guitarists, on the other hand, experienced a sudden inability to explain why they needed a new amp now that they no longer had to play over that drumkit. This unexpected shock was mitigated by the realization that they no longer needed to fear flying shrapnel or well aimed projectiles. 
 
Singers, as predicted, remained completely oblivious. 
2017/06/27 17:16:36
bapu
UbiquitousBubba
Singers, as predicted, remained completely oblivious to the ranting of Keyboard players about pitch.


Fyxt.
2017/06/27 17:31:54
quantumeffect
UbiquitousBubba
I'm more concerned about the death of acoustic drummers.


I too am concerned about the death of acoustic drummers.
2017/06/27 17:42:04
Mesh
As far as I'm concerned, there doesn't seem to be much concern about percussionists. Shirley, they have a place in all of this?  
2017/06/27 17:47:27
bapu

2017/06/27 18:16:28
quantumeffect
bapu



If I am not mistaken that is Sheila not Shirley.
2017/06/27 18:37:31
kennywtelejazz
 I cared so much I reached the point of I don't give a $hit
Kenny
2017/06/27 18:42:07
bapu
quantumeffect
bapu



If I am not mistaken that is Sheila not Shirley.


Shirley it matter not what her name is
(or does it?)
2017/06/27 19:05:46
jamesg1213
I see a lot of kids on YouTube playing electric guitars, many of them play better than I ever will. I see a lot of young bands with guitars, I see a lot of kids in the audience when I watch guitar bands.
 
I think it'll always appeal to kids as a form of self expression.
2017/06/27 19:12:17
bapu
jamesg1213
I see a lot of kids on YouTube playing electric guitars, many of them play better than I ever will. I see a lot of young bands with guitars, I see a lot of kids in the audience when I watch guitar bands.
 
I think it'll always appeal to kids as a form of self expression.


Yup.
 
And how to get chicks.
 
Unlike the bass player who only gets free pizza from his day job.
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