I'm actually a programmer, but having to do networking and computer/server maintenance duties (because I'm apparently too old to find a programming job any more!

).
To put Windows 10 into gardening terms, one day you're out there mowing on a sit-down tractor then, the next (after an "update"), you're tractor is now a red-wagon with a dull scyth. Your heavy-duty leather work gloves are now pink plastic with flowers and your radio is no longer tuned to get the footy updates, but talks 24/7 about worthless people like the Kardashians. Your wheelbarrow, however, is now about twice the size with extra large tires (tyres for you Neanderthal types

). Of course, even once you have everything sorted out, you'll be busy working and your shoes will spontaneously vanish requiring you to... (wait for it...) reboot!