LOL, sorry man.  I really like my Wilson for the range.  And FWIW, I'm mostly in the hi-gain camp, so when I used it I set it up for that.  It is really the first one I've ever tried that had enough range to go to my sweet spot for that and then go past the point where it works into, "OK, back off a notch or two" territory.

I haven't read through all of the suggestions, but I have tried many, even some custom modded wahs. The one that sits on my board now is the Zakk Wylde sig wah.