Saturday: Leave at 1:00PM for 2 hour drive to a 3-4 hour birthday party. Home by 9PM and will be beat.
Sunday: Leave at 8:15AM for a 1 hour drive to a 2 hour business meeting. Leave at 4:30PM for a 30 minute drive for a gathering of friends. Home by 9PM and (again) will be beat.
 
So at very best: 4 hours on Saturday and 4 hours on Sunday.  Boooo,

bapu
 
 Leave at 4:30PM for a 30 minute drive for a gathering of friends. 
 
 

Whose friends?

I don't see anything in there about eating becan or going to the store to buy more becan or having a becan souffle' or ANYTHING becan related.
 
that's just wrong.

 
At least, eat yer breakfast

jamesg1213

bapu
 
 Leave at 4:30PM for a 30 minute drive for a gathering of friends. 
 
 

Whose friends?

Purportedly mine.
(we'll see) 

You could try what I do.
 
Become a single, unemployed hermit. Then you would have plenty of time to endlessly polish turds*.
 
*one day that stinky mammajamma is gonna shine! SHINE LIKE DIAMONDS I TELL YA!!!
 
*fapsob*

Beubz,
 
I was unemployed for almost two years (2012-2013) The Lovely Lady says I canne do that again.

You sound like me Baps. I thought you were retired?

Starise
You sound like me Baps. I thought you were retired?

No Whey.
I be at the job right now.
 

Starise
You sound like me Baps. I thought you were retired?

No, he just said he "was tired"