Hi Jesse, thanks for listening, yep, tongue is placed firmly in cheek ; ) Before I got sick I was a half decent guitar player, now I'm more or less half a guitar player ; )
about the guitar tone, take one Ovation acoustic electric,thomastik infeld steel and silk strings with a g string just about hanging on for dear life, plug it into a boss micro br 80 recorder, select program "fuzz echo" and of you go.
In Sonar compress the living daylight out of it and boost 2khz to the max for a very natural sounding acoustic guitar
; )
Rik