If I were A Carpenter optimistically Trapped In A Plumber's Body

2017/06/06 12:35:13

bayoubill

I remeber when my son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once!

2017/06/06 13:24:29

bapu

The circle of life Bill, the circle of life.

2017/06/06 13:53:30

BobF

I self identify as a bacon eating married guy. Can I have my own restroom?

2017/06/06 15:36:53

craigb

Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence?

2017/06/06 16:46:50

bayoubill

I can't marry my X. She says if she does she loses all the benefits she received from marrying me. However she feels I should make my will leaving her everything. I can't even get a divorce from her like she did to me now.

2017/06/06 17:33:01

craigb

Tell her "That does mean you'll be making a will leaving everything to me as well, doesn't it?"

2017/06/06 22:40:34

BobF

bayoubill
I can't marry my X. She says if she does she loses all the benefits she received from marrying me. However she feels I should make my will leaving her everything. I can't even get a divorce from her like she did to me now.

Tell her, "Yeah, sure, I'll take of it while you're at work tomorrow."

2017/06/07 17:04:47

Bhav

Oddly Ive heard many women stating that their only reason for wanting to get married is for the 50% they would get when they divorce.

One more reason why being born as a male has been a vast disadvantage in my life.

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