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So far, I've only been able to find the NY Times.  

Let's do the time warp again.

Hey Riff Raff, is that a banana on your head or are you just glad to see us?

Riff Raff I was takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night

The fact that me, an over-fed, long-haired, leaping gnome, should be the star of a Hollywood movie.

I don't remember seeing you with long-hair Jan...

You haven't.  Actually, my hair doesn't get long.  It does the 'fro thing--I don't know how to ride a unicycle, however.  I've been the victim of male-pattern baldness in recent years.  If I let it grow now, I just look like Albert Einstein--or was that Bozo the Clown?  So, I'm just a leaping gnome.  

FYI:  I just use the line because it had "leaping" in it and that's appropriate for this month.  

Quite the leap you took there!

Leapin' Lizzards!!!