Sorry, Da Da Chardonnay was my stripper name back in the day. get your own.
 
Tune is great, production is really modern and yet listenable, approachable. Lyrics are the highlight for me here. I'd say well written and performed. Maybe the bass was a little hot in the mix, but as I said, modern production values, check.
 
And, LANDR didn't really ruin it, so there's lucky twice! Nice job!
 
cheers,
-Tom