Oh and speaking of newspaper dishonesty in general, sometime in the late 90's I was stopped in the street by a reporter for my local rag in Newcastle, and they asked me my opinion of some uninteresting story to do with new trade union laws or something. I told him that I really didn't have an opinion, and he said that's fine, we can put that in since it's just as valid as having an opinion. So they took my photo. I opened up the paper the next day to see my ugly mug on the page, underneath which was a caption that read "I feel this is one step further to another Nazi Germany." Have to admit, that made me laugh.