Incidentally, my haemorrhoids have currently inflated to the size of a honeydew melon reading this godawful sickly sh1te.
Won't anybody think of the children?
*** Note to self #1: In future, refer to one's arse grapes individually by name as one does per one's testimacles. *** Note to self #6: Invite suggestions from Beeps and Bapsi in naming one's Sigmunds. *** Note to self #3: Learn to count proper.