I Am reporting this just in case I drop off the map and or disappear. I found the title to my car in my X's purse. On her phewn she text her best friend asking if she wanted my car. It's still in the garage! How long I don't know but as long as it's there I can get away if needed! I Am like Steve's avatar. Eyes shifting here then there. Just in case
 

As soon as I saw you post that you'd reconnected with her (after all the horror stories) I knew it would not end well.
 
Seriously, celibacy is far preferable than bad news chickadoos.
 
And really... if shiz is goin' down just call the cops. Don't get yerself in any fuzzanky situations. I had a friend get himself tossed in jail (and he was NOT a jail ready dood) for thinking he could handle his nasty ex's shenanigans on his own.
 
You just got your life sorted again. Enjoy and don't let others (or yourself) blow it for you. Please.
 
Good luck.

Justin Case is a good name for a lawyer.
 
I'd have him on speed dial if I were you! 

Will her friend get the river too?

Maybe she wants to buy you a new car for Mother's Day?

Oh, Billy
We're sorry
We're worried
Won't you come on hoome...
 
seriously you clumb duck... don't drop a thread like this then disappear.
 
you best not be in the pokey (or something equally as stewpid), young man.
 
:-/

 you clumb duck Thank you so very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day....or was that Bapu? 
 
I was just sayin ....   that my car was given away. BUT as Bapu predicted I WAS taken to several car dealerships with her ON MOTHER's DAY to look for me a brand new car 
She wants me to get an Toyota Odessey but I liked the Highlander or Rav 4. Way better than being: 

Toyota doesn't make the Odessey. Honda does. Toyota makes a Sienna. Oddly, though they look pretty much alike,

Oh yeah! Now I remember! We went to several places. Rav 4 makes mre sense to me cuz of the gas milage

mre - I meant to do that