bayoubill
Well wouldn't Ya know it! She wants me to write a will and leave everything to her! WHA?
Last night on the porch she said it. I didn't say anything. Hmmmmmmmmmmm? 
What me worry?

 
RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!

Dude, you need to take care of yourself.  Time to get out.  

Just in case;
 
here's a picture of my X on a recent trip north. Note the Sweatshirt she bought when she was up there

bayoubill
Well wouldn't Ya know it! She wants me to write a will and leave everything to her! WHA?
Last night on the porch she said it. I didn't say anything. Hmmmmmmmmmmm? 
What me worry?

Grab your keys and jacket, and walk out that door.  Don't stop, don't turn around, don't say a word.  Just GTFO.


Find a van by a river, and survive.

My Message to the CH

Why does the movie Boxing Helena come to mind? 

You can't make this stuff up
 
 
I Am safe until the refinance of the house. It will lower the mortgage substantially and the house will be in both our names even though we aren't married ....and she won't remarry me....... cuz she would loose all her benefits of my military retirement 
 
?  
 
 

bayoubill
You can't make this stuff up
 
 
I Am safe until the refinance of the house. It will lower the mortgage substantially and the house will be in both our names even though we aren't married ....and she won't remarry me....... cuz she would loose all her benefits of my military retirement 
 
?  
 
 

OHH yea shes a smart one and got it all figured out......

X to girlfriend: "...sure, I'll have to live with him for a couple of months, but it will be worth it in the end..." 
 
Cue the horror mystery music.

Remember the lady from Texas? I lived with her after the divorce?  .  .  .the one that said she would shoot me if I ever went back to my X?
 
 that scenario is plausible!
 
 
" girlfriend to X: "...sure, I'll have to live with him for a couple of months, but it will be worth it in the end..." 
 
 
 
 
lions and tigers and bears!
 
me worry?