A beautiful lady goes to bayoubill right after a gig and flat out tells him,  "Lets go to my house". So as soon as they get there she tells bayoubill,  "OK ,first put those handcuffs on me and tie me up."  He did.   Then she says "Now you big juicy, do what you do best."  bayoubill  got her TV, VCR, and a bottle of Crown Royal and skipped all the way home....

I had a lady friend (not GF )that was into all that bondage type of stuff ...
She told me a perfect first date would be to tie the person up and just leave them there ..
Of course it goes with out saying that at some point one would have to go back and untie the other person  
 
Kenny

yikes a dupe post OK just checking to see if she got untied
 
Kenny

I remember talking about this one girl who was into bondage and this derp chimes in with "She's a 007 fan?"
 
*Sigh...* 

.... My current song idea has mention of getting on ones knees to spit polish my boots.

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Good point Soens! 

 
Pfft ...
 
It's all chains and ropes and handcuffs and bondage in the Straummy boudoir every night.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
She'd escape otherwise.

You forgot "Duct Tape" Steve, not good!