Q: How do you milk sheep?

2017/05/17 17:38:24

SteveStrummerUK

A: Release another iPhone

2017/05/17 17:40:20

Glyn Barnes

Brilliant!

2017/05/17 17:59:37

bapu

SteveStrummerUK

A: Release another iPhone

I don't get it.

I have an Android.

I only got a new juan because the old juan literally died. That's how old Bapsi rolls.

2017/05/17 20:11:08

SteveStrummerUK

bapu
SteveStrummerUK

A: Release another iPhone

I don't get it.

Serious copyright issues are raised by your plagiarisation of my catchphrase.

Why would you do that?

I don't understand it.

2017/05/17 20:34:22

Beepster

Since I can't award myself a "Best Answer" in my own thread for coining the nickname "Papa Straummy" I've come here to claim my reward.

I'm sure you'll get right on that.

kthxbye

2017/05/17 21:59:27

SteveStrummerUK

Beepster
Since I can't award myself a "Best Answer" in my own thread for coining the nickname "Papa Straummy" I've come here to claim my reward.

I'm sure you'll get right on that.

kthxbye

Dear Mr ThatOrBeep, please brace yourself for an impending Best Answer thingy.

It's on its way.

Whatever I do, I won't keep you waiting on tenterhooks for you well-deserved award ...

........... like you made me wait for mine once upon a time.

Oh no.

I'm not mean like that.

Oh no no no no no.

And what's more, when I do eventually relent and give you your BAT, I definitely will not almost instantaneously strip it off you and give it someone else.

So .........

.................. let's do this thang babeeee