There were 2 musicians and a drummer. 
They stole purses from a department store so they were running from the cops. They ran away and the Guitar Player went up a tree
the Bass Player went to the cow stables and 
the drummer went to the vegetable patch. 
Then the cops walked pass the tree and said they herd something so the Guitar Player said "Cucaw Cucaw". So the cop said "Oh it was just a bird."
 Then they walked past the cow stables and said "Hey I heard something" then the Bass Player went "Moo Mooo". the cops said "Oh its just a cow." 
Then they went past the vegetable patch then the cop said "Hey I heard something over here" 
then the drummer said.... "potatoes! potatoes!" 

A drummer, a guitarist and a bassist are captured by pirates at sea and lined up for execution by firing squad.  The drummer yells "hurricane, hurricane!" and escapes in the water while the pirates are distracted.  The guitarist gets the idea and yells "sunami, sunami!" and also escapes overboard.  The bassist has it all figured out and yells "fire, fire!".  

deleted.  nonsense.

I Am comepletely unfunny!

bayoubill
I Am comepletely unfunny!

We all have our place 
I just Am useless

bayoubill
There were 2 musicians and a drummer. 

 
This was enough for me! 

BBZ walks into a bar..........
 
 
Wait..... we can't do that:
 
1) Ken's Beer O'Clock already started in Norway
2) Bapu is mixing in Kalifornification
3) Beebz is tracking (or so he sez) somewhere in Canucklanda
 
 

bapu
BBZ walks into a bar..........
 
 
Wait..... we can't do that:
 
1) Ken's Beer O'Clock already started in Norway
2) Bapu is mixing in Kalifornification
3) Beebz is tracking (or so he sez) somewhere in Canucklanda
 
 

I can do the walking this time  Mhh... Beer.. Eeehh, bar..
 
 
 
The rest are on you guys

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...

craigb
Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...

Did he hurt himself??