craigb
"New" kitchen?  "New" studio?  Giving away Bill's car?
 
Sounds like someone is trying to make a happy prisoner! 

 

I got a bunch of messages from former acquaintances on my Phewn.  She promptly bought me a new iphone on her account, put our bank accounts together, bought me some studiomahikkies, then said I'm not allowed to go anywhere with out her. She gave my car away so on one would see me riding in it and recognize whom I'm am. 
Wow, I think I Am a slave ....hehe....hehehe.....hehehe 
 
P.S. she also deleted my old email address, messages from former acquaintances, and created 2 more new ones. One for business and one for her
 
Can you believe all this Steve?  

Did she just get a new life insurance policy on you Bill?

bapu
Did she just get a new life insurance policy on you Bill?

I asked her that twice last nite! She did find out I went out with the Lawyer, the Southeastern Professor, and the crazy lady by my apartment. She said she's protecting me!

Here's the kitchen. Much better than a campfire

bapu
Depends on who is derping

Derp is in the eye of the beholder?

bayoubill
Here's the kitchen. Much better than a campfire

I see she lets you keep your bowls there too. That's nice of her.

Oh good. I dubble checked and saw I typed bowls.
 

derpy is as derpy does

bayoubill
derpy is as derpy does

I Am derpy then

I make mighty derpy pies so I Am more derpy. so,
I Am as derpy as you
don't say that you are more derpy than I Am
I Am just as capable of being as derpy as you are
so we're both derpy alright? alright
cept
 I make mighty derpy pies