bayoubill
"So that's your bag these days huh?"
 
Are you calling my X wife fat?

 

Has any of you ever listened to someone talk for a while and wondered who ties they're shoe laces?

I'm not even sure who ties my shoelaces.
 
All I know is they are tied by the time I get to my workjob*
 
 
 
 
 
* my 2 year old grandson uses that word when he takes his trike and puts it on his side and fiddles with it. "I'm doing my workjob" he says.

Note to self: don't ever post anything without reading the whole thing first

It was pretty good joke.

i wonder whom ties my show laces  

bayoubill
Has any of you ever listened to someone talk for a while and wondered who ties they're shoe laces?

Were they wearing shoes like these?


 

 
or even these?
 

 
 

Mesh
Were they wearing shoes like these? 
 

 
or even these?
 

 
 

Mesh ... these are way too NEW ... to be used in my soup! Yer supposed to use the old beaten up ones, remember that movie?

craigb

bapu
There are no "hidden" cows in that picture.
 
Some part of every cow is exposed.
 
To be hidden you should not be able to see any part of a cow.
 
HTH.

Ah, but that's the tricky part!  Maybe there ARE hidden cows in that picture.  I mean, how would you know?  They're hidden, right? 

Has this got anything to do with the elephant in the room that folks never talk about?

I mean really, if there was an elephant in a room that I knew of, I'd be talking about it. What a story; there I was at home the other night and when I looked over my shoulder there was this elephant.

Cmon, tell me you wouldn't talk about an elephant in the room.


But what's this got to do with hidden cows? I don't know. Maybe they're hiding from the elephants. It begs the question, can the elephants we don't talk about , see the hidden cows in the room? Is that why the cows are hiding? But then if we can't see the cows how do we know they're there, let alone hiding. And of course is the room really big enough for cow(s) and an elephant.

Who could imagine life being so complicated.

What do you get if you run around inside an elephant for a long time?
 
Pooped out.