Oh no .
I just can't take it .
Things like this never seem to happen to me anymore ..I just can't take the perpetual shame and constant embarrassment of not being asked to rise to these type of physical challenges in my real life ....
It has been ages since a hot young chic has asked me to lick the silky morning dew off her wet juicy little Rose petal tattoo ... After taking a long hard look into the mirror I only have myself to blame ...My long downward spiral of not getting any fresh young nookie started when I miscalculated how I wanted to play the guitar
When I was banging out High Volume 3 chord Rock wearing leather pant's , I didn't have a care in the World ..
Plenty young gals were interested in me ...
The day I decided to learn and play Jazz on my guitar was the day I delivered my fate into a perpetual never ending Manage a Cinco featuring the De Palma sisters ....
I know I'm getting old and it may be too late for me , but let that be a lesson to some of you young players ...
If your young , single , and you care about meeting the girls more than you care about making money in music ..
Stick to the genre of music that gets you the most Rosebuds ..
learn from my mistakes ,
Kenny