But daddy I'm ground hogging!

OK Fog Back At ya

What do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a guy with one leg?
Neal
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter, he aint comin to you.

ORIGINAL: space_cowboy

OK Fog Back At ya

What do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a guy with one leg?
Neal
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter, he aint comin to you.

OK...whataya call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Wait.....


.....For.....


........It.......




"Bob".

Aw crap...

Hey there Shad - how goes it buddy!!

I didn't think it'd be long before you found your way down here

And isn't that the truth!

LOL... sad aint it?

"Mick, would you be giving me a helping hand doing this jigsaw of a tiger?"



"Paddy - put the feckin' Frosties back in the box"

I told my mate that I'd bought a theatre. He said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising anything"

A group of chess enthusiasts are at a tournament, and are gathered in the hotel reception area telling each other about their best games, when the hotel manager comes and throws them all out.

Why? "I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

One for the engineers/mathematicians out there
A 747 was flying into New York from Warsaw, and its flight path took it south of lower Manhattan. The pilot came on the radio and said "If you look out the north side of the jet, you can see the Statue of Liberty." Everyone got up to look and the plane exploded. Know why?

Too many poles in the right hand plane.

OK so you have to have studied engineering to get that one.

But I know you Chem Es out there are rolling on the floor.