This thread is not exactly flush with humor.

Randy

ORIGINAL: spencer09

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

Ok in this vein...

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle.

What do a bunch of grapes and a pint of milk have in common.....................


neither of them can drive a tractor.

WHat do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene

What do you call a man with no legs? Neal

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter. He aint coming to ya.

What do you call a blind white-tail? No eye-deer

What do you call a dead blind white-tail? Still no eye-deer

Two squirrels are sitting in an oak tree eating acorns. One of them says "Hey could you please pass the salt?" The other looks at him and says "What do you think I am, a radio?" Hahahaha.

space-cowboy -"Flammable, inflammable and non-inflammable - why are there 3?"

There's 3 so you can get to 4...non-flammable. lol

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra....

Then there was the poor lesbian who passed away after a marathon sex session involving thirty two other girls...

Police say she died of a crack overdose.

Then there was the drummer who pushed his BMW into the local car mechanics garage.

"It just started spluttering and then stopped altogether" says the drummer.

After just a couple of minutes looking round the engine, the mechanic says "Crap in the carburettor mate".

"Well... if you think it'll help"

Then there was the,

Insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic.

He laid awake nights, wondering if there really is a Dog.

Randy

I may be pushing and will remove if needed...

Little boys noticed that the sailors would get together and count money and then knock on this Ladies door and she would let them in.
Curious they put all their money together and the brave one took .50 cents in hand and knocked on the door. Madam answered and asked “what do you want”. He said “I want to come in”. Madam said “no, now go play” and shut the door. So he knocked again…
She repeated herself and closed the door. He knocked again …she flung the door open, raised her skirt, grabbed him by the head and rubbed his face in it, grabbed the 50 cents and shut the door.
Confused he went back to his friends that were watching and they asked, “what the heck happened?” He said , “I don’t know but I’m glad I didn’t have a dollar!”


I wanted to be a comedian but everyone kept laughing at me so I gave up.