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Did you hear Lorena Bobbit died in a car crash?
Some dick cut her off.
 
 
 
bada boom.
 
 
BTW, I don;t know if this was already here. I did not read the whole thread and I thought I would never post one he cuz I thought it was supposed to be about carp.

jack dee mentioned this on tv a while ago.. i forgotten it


how much does a cockney pay for shampoo?

pan'ten

(£1.10  it's also a brand errm yer)

 

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A guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play.  He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers.

"What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked.

"EADGBE" he replies.
 

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A fingerstyle guitarist wins £15 million on the National Lottery.
When a reporter asked "What are you going to do now?" 
He replied "I'll carry on gigging 'til the money runs out."
 

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How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
 
One two three, one two three
 

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Man can I relate to that!

Except I have no MONEY

 
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
 
None. They have machines to do that now.

 
Q. How many SONAR Forum regulars does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
 
 
A. None (I don't understand it! It should be working!)
 
 

Q. How many SONAR Forum regulars does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1

Trouble is no-one listens to him cause they've all got a better idea.

Anyway the bulb wouldn't blow if you used a different electric company like the one I use.

Also they aren't light bulbs, bulbs are what you plant in the garden these are 'lamps'!

SteveStrummerUK


 
Q. How many SONAR Forum regulars does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
 
 
A. None (I don't understand it! It should be working!)
 
 

A. None. Noel will do it if you give him the reproducable recipe.
 

Q. How many SONAR Forum regulars does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: if CW doesn't fix that lightbulb RIGHT NOW, I am going to Reaper!

A: You're an idiot for asking the question.

A: RTFM

A: In Cubase, changing lightbulbs is much more intuitive

A: Depends. Is there a preset for that?

A: There is a workaround for that. Quit complaining.

A: Never change your own lightbulbs. Always use a professional LE.

A: MOVED: To the Hardware forum