bitflipper

Q. How many SONAR Forum regulars does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: if CW doesn't fix that lightbulb RIGHT NOW, I am going to Reaper!

A: You're an idiot for asking the question.

A: RTFM

A: In Cubase, changing lightbulbs is much more intuitive

A: Depends. Is there a preset for that?

A: There is a workaround for that. Quit complaining.

A: Never change your own lightbulbs. Always use a professional LE.

A: MOVED: To the Hardware forum

Got too ugly upstairs?
C'mon in the water's fine muddy crappy bearable here, bit.

bitflipper

Q. How many SONAR Forum regulars does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: if CW doesn't fix that lightbulb RIGHT NOW, I am going to Reaper!

A: You're an idiot for asking the question.

A: RTFM

A: In Cubase, changing lightbulbs is much more intuitive

A: Depends. Is there a preset for that?

A: There is a workaround for that. Quit complaining.

A: Never change your own lightbulbs. Always use a professional LE.

A: MOVED: To the Hardware forum

 
Priceless
 
 

Confucius say....
  
 
If you can't find the book you want
 
 
You're probably shopping at the
 

 
A guy went to see a psychiatrist...
 
"Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What on earth is wrong with me?"
 
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents"
 

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A man arrives home from work on his birthday to find his wife sitting on the couch with crotchless panties on.  She looks at him suggestively and as she swings her legs open, says "would you like some of this baby?" to which he replies "hell no! look what it did to your underwear!"

a man in a bar turns to the women he has been buying drinks for and says "whaddaya say we get out of here and go to your place?".  She says "sorry but I'm on my menstrual cycle".  He says "no problem, I'm on my moped, I'll follow you."

Time for some crap jokes methinks.
 
What do you get if you sit underneath a cow?
A pat on the head!
 
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef!
 
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!

O.K. There are two peanuts walking down the road, and one was assaulted ( A Salted ).

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?

put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"