Nice job, Mark. How'd you find that so fast? My description wasn't very good. 

I always keep it handy in case it comes up in a forum somewhere.

Brothers Billy and Bobby rushed home to try out some new words they learned on the school playground.
Sitting at the dinner table, Mother asks Billy what he want first.
"Give me some f****** meatloaf!"
Bam! Mother swats Billy upside the head.
"Now, Billy, what do you want first?" Mother asked with forced politeness.
"Give me some g** ****** meatloaf!" Billy replies, rubbing his head.
BAM!!! Mother hits Billy even harder. Billy cries out in pain.
"Now go to your room, young man. No dinner for you!" Mother says.
Mother turns to Bobby, smiling sweetly.
"Now, Bobby, what would you like first?"
"Anything but the m***** f****** meatloaf!"

 
 
  

dang this thread is fun!!!


A boy wakes in the middle of the night and heads down the hallway to the bathroom when he sees a light under his parent's bedroom door.  Curious, he peeps through the key hole.  After a minute he slips back into the bedroom he shares with his little brother.  He wakes his younger brother and motions to him to follow.  The older brother says take a look pointing to the keyhole of the parent's bedroom door and then stops his younger brother and says, "wait, before you look just remember this is the woman that yelled at you for sucking your thumb the other day.".

A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant.

'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I
want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
'So, Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says
Ole..

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks
the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including
her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: "HELP ME
- I haven't seen a man in over two years!!" '

'Yumpin'  Yiminee, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

' I put drops in her eyes!! '