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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar you irritating little git"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

That one's brutal, but made me laugh anyway.

 
Fabio Capello's phoned Wayne Bridge and said, "I've just spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband.  Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me."

 
I went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite...

Accidentally picked 7Up.
 
 
 

 
Ashley Cole was pulled over by the police for doing 124mph in a 30mph zone.
 
When questioned as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."
 

 
NEWS : 'Toyota Recalls 180,000 UK Cars'

I'm not surprised, that would be a lot of cars to just forget about.
 
 

 
After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging Terry to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

 
Wayne Bridge bought Vanessa Perroncel a Cadbury's chocolate willy... but she says she prefers Terry's.

Sorry Beagle!

BIABDude


What comes in a box and sounds like crap?

That would be BAND IN A BOX!

What a pathetic excuse for a life you must have.  using a new login to hide your true identity from us just to bash BIAB.  get a life.  go outside and meet some people face to face.  OR get some balls and stop hiding behind a fake identity but stop wasting our time with this stupid meaningless game.
 
I'm just completely astounded that people have to go to this level of subterfuge and stupidity just to get attention.
 
 
And I gave him some. 

Beag,

Who are you talking to?